Amazon's AI Now Writes Product Descriptions So You Don't Have To (Because Apparently, That's Too Hard)

In a groundbreaking move that has left copywriters everywhere questioning their life choices, Amazon has unveiled its latest AI tool designed to "enhance" product listings. Because, let's face it, writing "100% cotton" in the description was just too taxing for human brains.

The new generative AI-powered tool promises to fill in those pesky missing details or attributes that sellers somehow forget to include. With hundreds of products listed, who has the time to remember if their T-shirt is machine washable or if it requires a team of highly trained professionals to hand wash it in the tears of unicorns?

Amazon, in its infinite wisdom, has decided that the future of e-commerce lies in robots telling us that the spatula we're buying is, in fact, a spatula. Revolutionary.

Here's how it works: the AI tool looks at your product, shrugs its digital shoulders, and then makes its best guess. Missing the weight of your product? No problem! The AI will just say it's "light as a feather" or "heavy enough to double as a boat anchor" depending on its mood.

But wait, there's more! The tool also promises to "enhance" your product listings by adding attributes you never knew you needed. Like, did you know your coffee mug is also a "great conversation starter"? Or that your garden hose is "perfect for watering plants (and also for reenacting your favorite water fight scenes from movies)"? Thanks, AI!

In related news, copywriters across the globe have started forming support groups, where they meet to cry over their keyboards and reminisce about the good old days when humans were still needed to describe the color "blue".

So, if you're a seller on Amazon, rejoice! Your days of struggling to come up with creative ways to say "this is a thing that does a thing" are over. The robots have got you covered. And if you're a buyer, well, get ready for some hilariously accurate product descriptions that may or may not tell you what you actually need to know.