Apple's Safari to Now Ask AI 'What Should I Google?' In Groundbreaking Innovation

In a move that has left the tech world absolutely stunned, Apple has announced that Safari will soon feature AI search engines from OpenAI, Perplexity, and Anthropic. Because nothing says 'innovation' like asking another AI what you should be searching for on Google.

Eddy Cue, Apple’s Senior Vice President of Services, dropped this bombshell during his testimony in the U.S. Justice Department’s lawsuit against Alphabet. "We believe that the future of search is... searching for search," Cue reportedly said, while the courtroom collectively facepalmed.

The new feature, tentatively named 'Siri, What Should I Siri?', aims to revolutionize how we use the internet. Instead of typing your queries directly into a search bar, you'll now have the privilege of asking an AI to guess what you might want to ask another AI. It's like playing telephone, but with more existential dread.

Here’s how it works:

• You open Safari and stare blankly at the screen, unsure of what you're even looking for.
• The AI, sensing your confusion, suggests you might be interested in "how to feel alive again" or "best gluten-free air fryer recipes."
• You sigh deeply and accept your fate as a mere mortal in the AI-dominated future.

Critics are calling this the most Apple move ever: taking something simple and making it unnecessarily complicated, then charging you for the privilege. But hey, at least it’s not another dongle.

Meanwhile, Google has reportedly started working on an AI that can predict why Apple keeps making these decisions. Early tests suggest the answer is "because they can."