Coralogix Joins the Unicorn Zoo: Now Hiring Magicians in India to Make Their AI Disappear

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, Coralogix, the Israeli startup that's been watching your logs while you sleep, has officially joined the elite 'We Have More Money Than Sense' club. That's right, folks, they're a unicorn now. And not the kind you find in children's fairy tales, but the kind that burns through cash faster than a teenager with their first credit card.

With a fresh $115 million in their pocket (because apparently, observing stuff is lucrative), Coralogix is setting its sights on India. Why India, you ask? Well, it's not just for the delicious curry. Rumor has it they're on the hunt for engineering wizards who can make their AI agent actually understand human emotions. Good luck with that.

But wait, there's more! This isn't just any expansion. Oh no, this is a 'We're Going to Double Our Valuation Again in Three Years or Die Trying' kind of expansion. Because nothing says 'stable business model' like doubling down on your ability to monitor other people's digital messes.

So, what's next for Coralogix? World domination, probably. Or at least, dominating the niche market of people who care about observability platforms. Either way, we're sure their AI agent will be just as excited about it as we are. Which is to say, not at all.