Cursor AI's New $200 Plan: Because Who Needs Food When You Have Code?

In a move that has left both developers and their wallets in shock, Anysphere has launched the Ultra plan for its Cursor AI coding tool. For the low, low price of $200 a month (or roughly the cost of a small country's GDP), users can now enjoy the privilege of using AI models 20 times more than before. Because clearly, the $20 plan was just for peasants.

"We realized that our users were spending too much time eating and sleeping," said a fictional Anysphere spokesperson. "With the Ultra plan, they can now dedicate every waking moment to coding, fueled by the sheer adrenaline of accessing OpenAI, Anthropic, Google DeepMind, and xAI models at unprecedented speeds. Who needs a social life when you have AI-generated code?"

The new plan also includes exclusive features such as:

• Priority access to the AI's existential crises (because even machines need to question their purpose sometimes).
• 24/7 guilt-tripping from the AI if you don't code enough to justify the subscription cost.
• An auto-draft email to your landlord explaining why rent might be late this month.

Early adopters of the Ultra plan have reported mixed feelings. "I haven't seen sunlight in weeks, but my code has never looked better," said one developer, whose name we couldn't verify because they were too busy coding to respond. Another admitted, "I sold my car to afford this subscription, but hey, at least I can now generate Python scripts at lightning speed."

For those still on the fence, Anysphere has hinted at a Platinum plan in the works, rumored to cost "just" $500 a month and include a personal AI that judges your life choices. Stay tuned, or don't—your bank account will thank you.