Ex-Twitter 'Engineer' Rahul Ligma Actually Codes for Harvard's AI Overlords

In a twist that no one saw coming (because honestly, who pays that much attention?), the infamous Rahul Ligma—yes, that guy who became a meme faster than you can say "Elon Musk's latest whim"—is actually a real tech wizard. But not in the way you'd expect. No, he wasn't moonlighting as a Twitter janitor turned accidental engineer. Instead, he's been busy crafting the AI that Harvard uses to decide which undergrads get to cry in the library at 3 AM.

After his brilliant performance as a "laid-off Twitter engineer" (which, let's be honest, was more believable than some of Musk's tweets), Rahul Sonwalkar (his government name) revealed he's the brain behind a startup that's basically Skynet's less murderous cousin. His company's AI is so smart, it can predict the next viral tech scandal with 99.9% accuracy. The other 0.1% is reserved for whatever Zuckerberg is planning in his metaverse basement.

Here's the kicker: while the internet was busy memeing about Ligma (the disease, the meme, the legend), Rahul was quietly selling his AI data magic to Harvard. That's right, the same institution that churns out future CEOs who tweet from their yachts is using tech from a guy who fooled the world into thinking he was a victim of Musk's generous layoff spree.

So, what's next for Rahul? Rumor has it he's developing an AI that can automatically generate believable fake identities for tech workers. Working title: "How to Get Away with Engineering." Because in today's tech world, the line between genius and "I just Googled it" is thinner than the patience of Twitter's remaining QA team.