Figma's New AI Tools: Because Who Needs Designers Anymore?

In a bold move that has left designers everywhere questioning their life choices, Figma has announced its latest suite of AI-powered tools designed to make the creative process as impersonal as possible. The new features promise to generate websites, app prototypes, and even marketing assets at the click of a button, effectively rendering human creativity obsolete.

"Why pay a designer when you can have an algorithm do it for free?" quipped a Figma spokesperson, presumably while surrounded by a room full of sobbing artists. The tools include an AI that can create entire sites (because who needs to understand HTML or CSS?), a bulk asset generator for marketers (because nothing says 'authentic brand' like 500 identical logos), and a drawing tool that's "just like Photoshop, but without the soul."

The announcement has sent shockwaves through the design community, with many speculating that this is the first step towards a future where all art is created by machines, and humans are left to ponder what went wrong. "At this rate, we'll all be replaced by toasters with Wi-Fi," lamented one graphic designer, who asked to remain anonymous for fear of being outsourced to a chatbot.

But it's not all doom and gloom. Figma's AI also comes with a 'Randomize' button, which the company claims can "instantly make your design look like it was created by someone who knows what they're doing." Early testers have described the feature as "either genius or a complete disaster," with results varying from award-winning layouts to something that looks like a toddler got hold of the color palette.

In related news, Adobe and Canva have both announced their own AI tools, dubbed "Desperate Attempts to Stay Relevant" and "We Can Do That Too, Right?" respectively. Meanwhile, WordPress and Wix are reportedly considering rebranding as "Figma, but with more plugins."

As the design world braces for the AI apocalypse, one question remains: Will Figma's tools lead to a utopia of effortless creativity, or is this just the beginning of the end for human-made art? Either way, we're stocking up on popcorn.