Google's Gemini Chatbot: Now With Extra 'Why?' Power for Kids Under 13
In a move that has parents everywhere either cheering or silently weeping into their coffee, Google has announced that its Gemini chatbot will now be available to kids under 13. That's right, the same tiny humans who ask 'why?' 47 times in a row during a 5-minute car ride will now have direct access to Google's AI-powered know-it-all.
According to The New York Times, this groundbreaking (or sanity-breaking) feature will be rolled out to children whose parents use Google's Family Link service. Because nothing says 'family bonding' like your 8-year-old arguing with a chatbot about whether dinosaurs could beat superheroes in a fight.
Google's Gemini, which presumably has been trained on millions of conversations, will now face its ultimate test: the unfiltered curiosity of children. We can only imagine the chatbot's response to questions like, 'Why is the sky blue?' followed immediately by, 'But why?' and then, 'But why?' — ad infinitum.
Here are some hilarious potential scenarios we foresee:
- A child asking Gemini to help with homework, only to end up in a 3-hour debate about whether 'dog' is a better pet than 'cat.'
- Parents discovering their kid has been using the chatbot to craft the perfect argument for why bedtime should be pushed to 3 AM.
- Google's servers crashing under the weight of millions of kids simultaneously asking, 'Are we there yet?'
In related news, Google has announced a new feature for parents: 'Gemini Timeout', which allows you to temporarily disable the chatbot when it starts siding with your child a little too much. Because let's face it, no one needs an AI encouraging your kid's belief that ice cream is a valid breakfast option.
So, buckle up, parents. The future is here, and it's a world where your child's new best friend is a chatbot that knows everything — except when to stop answering questions about dinosaurs.
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