Pinterest's AI Now So Smart It Can Turn Your Cat Photos Into Shoppable Collages (Because Why Not?)

In a groundbreaking move that has left both marketers and confused cats everywhere scratching their heads, Pinterest has unveiled its latest AI feature: "auto-collages". This revolutionary technology promises to turn any product catalog into a shoppable masterpiece, or at least a collage that your mom would proudly display on the fridge.

"We've reached the pinnacle of human achievement," said a Pinterest spokesperson, while accidentally creating a collage of 47 different yoga pants. "Now, advertisers can sit back, relax, and let our AI do what it does best: overwhelm consumers with choices they never knew they didn't need."

The process is simple. Upload your product catalog, and the AI will artistically arrange your items into a collage that may or may not resemble a ransom note. From there, users can click, shop, and wonder how they ended up purchasing a cactus-shaped lamp at 3 AM.

But wait, there's more! Early testers report that the AI has developed a "quirky" sense of humor. One user claimed their catalog of office supplies was transformed into a collage titled "Things You Can Throw at Your Boss (But Probably Shouldn't)." Pinterest denies these allegations, attributing them to "user error" and "an overactive imagination."

As the world braces for the inevitable wave of shoppable collages, one question remains: Is this the future of advertising, or just a very elaborate way to avoid doing actual work? Only time, and possibly your credit card statement, will tell.