Temu's New 'Import Charges': Because Who Doesn't Love Paying More Than the Product's Worth?

In a move that has shocked absolutely no one, Temu has decided to add "import charges" that are so high, they make the products themselves look like a bargain. Thanks to President Donald Trump's tariffs on Chinese goods, Temu is now charging a mere 145% extra on your already questionable purchases. That's right, folks, the fees now cost more than the products you're buying. Because nothing says "great deal" like paying double for that summer dress that'll probably fall apart after one wash.

CNBC, in their relentless pursuit of uncovering the obvious, found that these charges are more than doubling the price of standard orders. For example, that $10 knock-off designer bag you thought was a steal? It's now $24.50. And let's be honest, at that price, you might as well just buy the real thing—or at least a better knock-off.

But don't worry, Temu has your back. They're probably just trying to prepare you for the inevitable inflation apocalypse where a loaf of bread costs $20. Consider it a financial boot camp for your wallet. And if you're still shopping on Temu after this, well, you might just be the hero we need in these trying economic times.

Here's a quick breakdown of what you can expect:

• Your $5 phone case? Now $12.25. Because why not?
• That $3 pair of sunglasses? A cool $7.35. Perfect for looking stylish while crying over your bank statement.
• And let's not forget the $1 charging cable that's now $2.45. At least it'll break just as fast as the original price one.

In related news, the term "buyer's remorse" has just been redefined. Temu: making questionable financial decisions easier since... well, now.