Reed Hastings Joins Anthropic’s Board: Now AI Can Suggest You Watch ‘The Office’ for the 100th Time

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Netflix co-founder Reed Hastings has decided to bring his unique brand of "watch another episode" magic to Anthropic’s board of directors. The company, which is basically the "We Have OpenAI at Home" of AI startups, announced this groundbreaking development on a Wednesday—because nothing says "mid-week excitement" like a board appointment.

Hastings, the man who turned binge-watching into an Olympic sport, is now set to help Anthropic grow from a plucky little AI startup into a corporate behemoth. Rumor has it his first order of business is to implement an algorithm that suggests you "Just one more AI model, you’re already this deep into the tech rabbit hole."

Industry experts are thrilled at the prospect of Hastings bringing his "Netflix and chill" philosophy to the world of artificial intelligence. "Finally, an AI that understands my need to procrastinate by asking existential questions at 3 AM," said one enthusiastic tech analyst.

Meanwhile, Anthropic’s competitors are reportedly shaking in their boots. "First, they took over our couch time. Now, they’re coming for our AI?" whispered a terrified OpenAI executive, who asked to remain anonymous because they were too busy watching cat videos.

As for what’s next, insiders suggest Hastings might introduce a ‘Skip Intro’ button for AI training models, because who has time to sit through all those boring epochs? Stay tuned for more updates, or don’t—your AI overlord will probably remind you anyway.